“I was in a real live bookstore yesterday. I was sitting in the nonfiction section, feeling like I’m in heaven. A guy walks in, circles around, and asks the employee if they have a flat earth section. The employee giggles but quickly realizes the guy is not kidding. He respectfully tells him that they don’t carry any flat earth books. The guy turns to walk out and says, “You need less fiction and more nonfiction in here.” Their nonfiction section was actually pretty good. Not “flat earth good,” but pretty good.”

— infraheard