“People be like: “The dumbest few persons in the room speaking like absolute idiots is the most important thing in the universe and I’m going to get all fired up about it and repost it on social media to scare all my friends into becoming incoherently reactive to something less than .0000003% of people »might have said.

Really, they should just start smoking.

It would be smarter than that thing they doing.”

—infraheard