I went to the Doctor and he examined me carefully

He paused for a long moment, sighed, and said: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you have bones again.”

We both took a moment to process this.

I was like: “Ok, do I have feet, too?”

He looked a bit forlorn.

“Yes, I’m afraid so. It’s not a permanent condition, but … you never really know how long it will last.

You might have to… you know WALK and such.

Possibly for many years.”

— that darn ‘incarnation’ problem.