“Originally, we had a sort of neoformal agreement that, specifically, if any accidental or semi-intentional ignorance of developments in the refrigerator, led to the obvious appearance or arisal of heretofore unknown lifeforms … or intelligences … that we would, necessarily, endeavor to preserve them for the benefit of future generations. While, at the same, time, remaining vigilant for those situations which could »appear to be similar, but were … in basis … actually unsimilar and thus comprising instances of irresponsibility, delusion, intoxication … or mere bacheloric laziness….”

— Bobby Yingo on Roommates and Agreements

FYITLDR: ‘Arisal’ isn’t formally a word.