Officer: What were you doing?

I was dancing.

Officer: Where?

At the concourse. Between the museums.

Officer: Were you previously authorized to dance in public?

No.

Officer: Why did you do it?

I had to dance. It was raining. The music in my mind…

Officer: Do you realize that this resulted in a double-rainbow?

Well, I noticed the rainbow. I didn’t immediately suspect that, for example, I had »caused it.

Officer: I see. Do you have identification?

I identify as invisible.

If you try to book me, you will discover that my fingerprints are different … every time you ink them …

Officer: &A^%A%$!???