“I saw a guy placing coins into a machine that vends newspapers. I realized, suddenly, that we have become a nation of informational masochists. I mean, buying a newspaper is like paying to be punched in the brain.

But compare that to the facebook newsfeed where, for the unimaginably high cost of your psychological and social profiles… you can be gangraped by an endless array of informational diseases that make murder hornets look like fucking Happy Days.

I’ll take a punch in the brain, please.”

— Bobby Yingo in the Newsfeed