“I have exchanged Geese for Geeze because Geese actually exist, but Geeze is just a bizarre combination of a grease, a cheese spread, and people trying to stop themselves, mid-word, from using the name of a purportedly self-sacrificing historical messiah as an exclamation of surprise, outrage or confusion.

With Geese, you get all those things in one neat little package that will totally fuck you up if you approach it during nesting season. Well, maybe not the cheese spread, but hey, you get honking, and that’s pretty hard to get out of cheese.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Jiffy Lube