“I was at the grocery store the other day. Don’t get me wrong, I was just there to get tequila. But I was checking out the other shoppers’ reactions to the stuff that was missing and it was … both tragic and, at least for the moment… entertaining.

I mean, they were kind of upset that there wasn’t any toilet paper, or, say, rubbing alcohol. But it was the CHEESE aisle that told the real story. When people saw there wasn’t any fucking cheddar or swiss? They went right past wanting mommy… I mean, I don’t even want to hint at what I saw in those faces… it was beyond pain or fear. It was … total abandonment of hope.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Orange Room