“I think the American military is a great source of comedy. I mean, you have battleships floating around that can’t avoid colliding with merchant ships… and suffering extreme damage as a result. Who needs an enemy when your own Navy is too confused to navigate the oceans? Can you imagine the kind of chaos that would ensue in actual combat?

I once saw a highly armed guy fail to negotiate an encounter with a brick on the ground. Am I to imagine this cat could prevail in a combat encounter? It doesn’t help you to have the best technology if you’re so confused that you’re destroyed by common navigational challenges. In fact, the more highly armed you are, the more vulnerable you become to ordinary inconveniences.

Personally, I don’t need extra weapons; my mouth leads me into collisions constantly… most often with myself!”

— Bobby Yingo at the War Room