1. Aliens are life forms from ancient planets in spacetime. 2. Earth is a planet in spacetime teeming with shockingly sophisticated organisms. 3. Earth is chock-full of actual aliens, just like you’d find on a planet in space! Optional: 4. Initiate contact protocols.

1. Aliens are life forms from ancient planets in spacetime.
2. Earth is a planet in spacetime teeming with shockingly sophisticated organisms.
3. Earth is chock-full of actual aliens, just like you’d find on a planet in space!
Optional: 4. Initiate contact protocols.