“Life’s hard and there are times when you have to make choices you would rather avoid entirely. It’s the cold fact of the matter.

I mean, just today I had to choose between a sneeze I really wanted to have and shitting myself. Because if I had I sneezed at that moment I knew it would happen at both ends. Simultaneously.

And that’s when I realized that sometimes you have to give up something you really want, because of the opposing repercussions of enjoying it.

It turns out that a lot of the things we think of as ‘a blast’, well… that blast happens in more than one domain.

And usually included is one we’d like to avoid having to examine and clean up. My explosively soiled underwear, for example.”

— Bobby Yingo at the Brown Room