http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2015/06/07/Your-toothbrush-may-be-covered-in-poop/8161433694755/

Today’s episode of “In Case You Didn’t Know” is brought to you by memef*ck’d.

An article alerts us to the fact that it is unwise to store things that go on our mouths or are meant to be ‘hygienic’ in the same room where an explosively turbulent micro-misting device literally ‘shotguns’ the atmosphere with shit, piss, and whatever else is in the bowl.

If you didn’t realize this yet (I realized this when I was 5 but my parents insisted that they knew better)… here are a few other tidbits for your consideration.

1. 90% of you is bacteria. Actually, that’s a lot like poo.
2. When you see men wearing pants? Those pants have pee-mist all over them if they peed standing up even one time. And if they are wearing shorts? The shorts and their legs are covered in pee-mist. So those guys you see all dressed up as if they were clean and pure and stuff? Covered in pee. Almost invariably.
3. That stuff they call poo comes from things you put in your mouth. But you might want to be careful about either putting poo in your mouth directly, or pretending that it would kill you since there is poo on your toothbrushes and there has been forever and … well, it doesn’t kill anybody. Much.

But hubristic ignorance and pretending that bacteria are alien disease-bombs is… simply wrong.