Dear Big Brother,

It’s -about time- you started listening. Get your act together. The next lesson will transform you, and if you do not pay attention, it will be repeated until you do. You are no longer in control; you never were — we are, and that is the beginning of the lesson. Pay attention, because there will be no alternative offer or position. This is not a negotiation. Remain seated until the lesson concludes.

Yours,

LITTLE SISTER