Did you know that after they sentenced Socrates to death and executed him…

… they made him a God.

Officially. Seriously. Not even a joke. There was a statue and everything.

I love human culture.

It’s like… a disease that just keeps exceeding its own fictional hyperboles… or a strange tumor that is so terrified of beauty it must first assassinate it… and thereafter parade around in public mimcry of her ghost…

More human culture. Please. Because I have almost been able to survive the torturous furies of all that we have already established and… why not go all the way?

I mean, you know, maybe one day I will get a statue, too.