“After long a day at the laboratory, I really appreciate a nice laid-back dose of common, aggravated public ignorance… done to perfection.

And that’s why intellectuals the world over choose facebook.

facebook is a masterwork of public idiocy and delusional grandstanding. So refreshing after a day with the facts and figures. Because, you know, intellectuals shouldn’t have to settle for less when we need a break from leading the world into the future.

When you want a dose of something that hits your high-powered intellect like a chainsaw array and leaves you in a drooling mass of furious disbelief? facebook. It’s free, and there’s nothing more likely to attack and retard your relational intelligence or sense of self … anywhere.”

— overheard overhead