Pretend it means personal wealth is good.

Pretend it means personal protection for you and your family.

Pretend it means eternal life for your ego.

Pretend it means a license to kill and steal, but call it something else.

Pretend it means hate or murder is divine.

Pretend it raises you above ordinary people.

Pretend it makes you holy.

Pretend it relieves you of responsibility for wrongdoing and atrocity.

Pretend it means you are not an animal.

Pretend it instructs you to treat Earth is a disposable battleground.

Pretend it means that half of everything is evil and bad.

Pretend it means that rules mean you don’t need context.

Pretend it means that metaphors are literal.

Pretend it says that one interpretation is a fact.

Pretend it’s proof that god writes human books.

Add your own.