I’ll tell you a few secrets I learned from … Larry Niven… if memory serves.

1. Our skin is like that of pigs, not monkeys.

2. We have a vermiform appendix. The only other creature we know of with one of these is: pigs.

3. Our molars are like those of: pigs, not monkeys.

4. Our noses are like those of: pigs, not monkeys.

5. Ever seen a monkey with sunburn?

So, you know, go ahead and think we know whatever we think we know. Mostly, we don’t know doodley-squat.

Oink, baby.