God never wrote a book. Maybe God wrote what writes books. And -one- of those processes decided that it should be god, elected its book king of all souls and bodies, and started killing up a planet with it. Then a couple of others did this. Now, it’s like some kind of science fiction cartoon here on Earth. But seriously, God didn’t write a book. If God is an author, it is of the possibilities of ways and minds, not books. You will not find the Bible when you open up your skull. There’s a brain in there. Don’t replace that with a book. Ever. For any reason.