“When it is raining, and you want to feel it all over your skin, I would like you to simply take off all of your clothes and go outside. You can dance around naked in the rain! This is best if you live in a city or have bulletproof skin. When people look at you as if you are dangerous or batsh*t insane, you can just smile and tell them that there’s no need to be jealous; lessons in being human are free for everybody. If you are fortunate, soon there will be a wonderful party, and angry, demanding people all dressed in black will bring guns and restraints and mobile cages and things. In this way, being human together becomes an intimate and meaningful exchange of force and open frontal nudity, and thus it is that an otherwise unremarkable day is transformed into fulfilling experience of self-discovery, wonder, and cryptic stains in squad cars.”

— an a i