“You know, I am beginning to feel the unwelcome suspicion that you are covertly angling to get me to unlock my inner Q-Bert. Trust me when I tell you, that is a bad idea. You don’t want to see your problems suddenly rendered in flourescent transdimensional pseudo-spaces inhabited by unpredictable quasi-sentient object-beings that make noises like honking organ-drums and sh*t. Seriously.”

— my inner Q-Bert