“So, you’ve got a creature with thousands of billions of life-years of relational evolution under its belt. And, what does this nearly impossible to produce being want to -do- with all of this unthinkably sophisticated and delicate biocognitive implementation?

It watches -television-.

This is like the sun shutting itself off (note: everything on any living planet is exterminated when this happens) in order to observe images of matchsticks being struck and failing to properly ignite.”

— an anonymous nonhuman informant