“I don’t entirely understand it, but every time I heard the theme song to ‘The Courtship of Eddie’s Father’, I felt like I had contracted the plague. My soul shriveled inside me, and then, as I proceeded into the livid hell of the episode itself, it was as if every cell in my body was being slowly transformed into a gelatinous paste.

Personally, I think TCOEF was essentially a weaponized psy program dressed up as a prime time TB show about single dads, and the key clue is that Bill Bixby later became The Hulk — the actual result of a weaponization experiment gone awry.

But ‘Eddie’s Father’ was the the real experiment that got delivered to minds around the US and the world via cable, with the complicit assistance of TV Guide. Something is horribly, dangerously wrong with that show. It may even involve the occult. It probably does.”

— an anonymous informant