“When, upon arriving at your destination, a cabby asks you, with music in his voice, if you might like ‘to go a little further at no extra charge’, you may wish to reflect upon the relationship between your brain hemispheres, because the left is quite consistently playing this con on the right in order to maintain control of both the vehicle and the route, and the result often turns out to be, as one might imagine, a sound and furious borking in a back alley somewhere.”

— an anonymous informant