“Creative sorts are instructed to: Keep it simple…for a nation of hostile, emotionally arrested simpletons…because the consumer is always right; his preferences are sacrosanct. He possesses the inalienable right to the pursuit of perpetual stupid, and when his bubble of self-reference is pricked…he has the birthright to defend his consumer preference-forged view of the world by launching a full spectrum assault of jerk rocketry.” — Phil Rockstroh