“Ufos are like the celestial archetype of the critical faculty. They fly down from heaven, distort time and space, and subject you to bizarre internal examinations with peculiarly crude instruments, and disappear — usually without explanation.

The sudden, unexpected onset, shock of intimate violation, and resultant isolation that follow from such incidents often leave the survivor with the hovering implication of impending doom.

Questions propagate like wildfire in the wake of such an invent. What is the connection between the sky people and involuntary anal invasion?

How fascinating that this all seems familiar from places like church, the doctor’s office and the courtroom. First comes the trance induction, then the technological or verbal obfuscation, and, confusingly, involuntary invasion of, for example, one’s nether recesses.

Small wonder humanity is confused. Now, at last, we can at least vaguely understand what those infamous priests were emulating.”

— an anonymous informant