“Do you work?

Yeah.

What do you do?

I am a content provider.

Oh, really? Who for?

facebook

You mean, you don’t write all that beautiful stuff on your wall from your heart?

Right. I just make this crap up because they pay me so well. They want people to think this platform has the capacity to convey intelligent communication amongst adults.

Are they on meds?

No, worse. Power.”

— an anonymous informant