“Wait, please. You don’t want to meditate. Seriously. Let’s look at facebook vapidly for another hour or… hey, I have an idea: let’s have any excuse for insipid, meaningless, messing about. You know, distraction.

I mean, come on… meditation? Look, I’m down if you want to go get ice cream or or…

Hey! we could alphabetize your DVDs! Yeah! Think of how great that would be to have them all organized! No? Alright, wait though. I mean, at least -think about girls- ok? Just give me that much.

No? Hell, seriously? You’re just going to -sit there- for half an hour?

No. I don’t want to. I think we should go to sleep then. I mean, if you’re just going to meditate. I feel tired. Don’t you?”

— The little mind attempting to avoid meditation.