Today my son made me laugh so hard I only barely survived it. He and his friend are watching ‘Ancient Aliens’, and are astonished at the bold stupidity of the opinions offered. Firstly, the idea that aliens helped humans build pyramids is almost unintelligibly silly. ‘We came from beyond your solar system to help you stack rocks up in gigantic geometric shapes!’ Right. It’s like Einstein inventing the dribble bib!

As regards ‘mythical creatures’ he noted that creatures capable of folding space would not be very likely to come to Earth and then… graft the head of a goat onto a Lion as some kind of experiment! I almost died from the bold stupidity of this idea. It was the hardest I have laughed in at least 4 years. I had a laughter orgasm. Thanks A and A. Your dissing of this show and the ridiculous ideas it floats made my day.