http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

I rarely post pop media. But this is still so funny the fifth time I read it two years later that I am posting it as a public service. That first image there, is of a person attempting to run away from a sudden explosion of lava in swim fins. I feel like that. Actually, I feel like that most of the time.