Back in the 80s/90s when I was an elite appleTech, it wasn’t a religion, it was a rebellion. Now? It’s like Catholicism, or Islam — except it comes right into your bathroom, your bedroom, your genitalia: directly. It’s more than a religion, it’s an environmental impingement. Religions never had the balls to disturb you at the scale of the organelle, but who needs nuts when you have antennas?