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Ordinary person: “Hmm, I seem to have misplaced my keys.” Me: Where are my keys???!!! Obviously a Scandinavian hit-woman broke into my house last night while I slept, poisoned everything in the refrigerator, and put arsenic dust on all my clothes and...

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“Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” … Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?” — Chaise Lounge, Wet Leg

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Me and a MIDI guitar, circa 1983 or so, I’m like 19, and completely obsessed with Tangerine Dream….

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“What determines the relationship between, for example, ‘A’ and ‘B’ is not logic, though logic can become involved, secondarily. It is, instead, »the purpose for which we collapse the infinite manifold of identity — to »derive...