by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“It’s so hot here right now that I feel like I must have done something bad to make the Sun angry and now it’s punishing me.” — Bobby Yingo
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“My friend showed me a picture of her incredibly cool therapist who is utterly hot. “This is not fair,” I said. “It’s like a Greek statue took a poo and he came out. Plus, he looks like he could protect you from a volcano!” — Bobby...
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It’s a magnetic relationship…
by orchaeus | May 8, 2024 | Status Update
“Apparently, “Sperm whale communication is »much more complex than previously thought.” In other news, suspended magnets point north, and chewing food helps to break it up. I mean who was doing this previous thinking… statues of heads? Let me...