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Some idiot with road rage: “I will make your life a living hell!” Me: “Thanks for the upgrade!”
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Those aliens are »really stepping up their game, I sure hope they turned his cat back on later…

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https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/does-beaver-tush-flavor-your-strawberry-shortcake-we-go-myth-busting

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“I mean, when I really think about it, it would have been preferable to encounter a bear that killed and ate me, rather than the 12 years of agony visited on me when, after declaring her undying love for me… she straight up ghosted me after our first...