by orchaeus | Jun 5, 2024 | Status Update
Nueromorphosis…
by orchaeus | Jun 4, 2024 | Status Update
It’s a Cartoon Where… It’s a cartoon where a train is racing toward a tunnel’s mouth. And explodes when it hits the solid opening. All the parts of the train turn into letters spinning and shattering. And one becomes a little girl, filled with...
by orchaeus | Jun 3, 2024 | Status Update
Doctor: I’m afraid your government has become cancerous. Citizen: But what do I do? Doctor: There’s an operation where we replace it with something that actually somewhat resembles an intelligent, nobly motivated mutual society. Citizen: Really? Doctor:...
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“So, you take a 3 parts platypus, 2 parts nematode, 1 part armadillo, and mate it with a tardigrade!” — 2024 isn’t an actual year
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
“Battery sufficiently charged.” — my phone straight-up lying to me, every day
by orchaeus | Jun 1, 2024 | Status Update
They have literally decided to dedicate their lives to being possessed by people who don’t exist… — actors
