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“I’m a big fan of multiple personality disorder as a way of life. In fact, I don’t actually exist…” — Bobby Yingo at the MPD Nexus

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“I suspect that what happens ‘after death’ is at least as unique in every instance as it is the reiteration of a familiar ‘general template’.” — inframation

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There is literally NOTHING I am more vulnerable to in the universe. She might as well be female kryptonite. — the Norwegian Ice Siren

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People: “I’m going to find a good reason to take offense at something you did or didn’t do…” My friend Erik: “Uh, knock yourself out. I’m busy being actually authentic over here.”

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2024: Understanding has undergone a fundamental compromise from which it cannot recover.

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Faceboop: “What’s on your mind, Darin?” Me: Wait, I still have a mind? And I can, like, put things on it … as if it were a shelf?