by orchaeus | May 11, 2024 | Status Update
“I made a typo in my mind … so I was snorting moth… that’s part of how I became a comedian…” — Bobby Yingo at the Line Dancer Lounge
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“Fellow humans. You have a device called a remote. And you lose it. And then you freak out because you cannot do anything without it. And you wonder: why is this happening to me? But the answer is simple. The device is simply trying to live up to what you called...
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
If you’re absolutely certain about your 2-bit resolution argument — let’s just say that you should avoid mirrors for a while.
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” ― Bertrand Russell, The Triumph of Stupidity
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“It’s so hot here right now that I feel like I must have done something bad to make the Sun angry and now it’s punishing me.” — Bobby Yingo
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“My friend showed me a picture of her incredibly cool therapist who is utterly hot. “This is not fair,” I said. “It’s like a Greek statue took a poo and he came out. Plus, he looks like he could protect you from a volcano!” — Bobby...
