by orchaeus | May 8, 2024 | Status Update
“Apparently, “Sperm whale communication is »much more complex than previously thought.” In other news, suspended magnets point north, and chewing food helps to break it up. I mean who was doing this previous thinking… statues of heads? Let me...
by orchaeus | May 8, 2024 | Status Update
Was kind of tired tonight but ran ~1.5 miles anyway…
by orchaeus | May 6, 2024 | Status Update
“I have heard that avoidance of suffering is the main cause of suffering. But for me it’s avoidance of alcohol. Actually, the main cause of suffering is exposure to puerile, contextless, sophistries — without having first consumed a considerable buffering...
by orchaeus | May 6, 2024 | Status Update
“I project my inner demons onto others and then attack them because it’s fun to throw darts at myself but they just bounce off the mirror…” — Bobby Yingo
by orchaeus | May 6, 2024 | Status Update
“I love driving my cats batshit insane with little toys attached to string or whatever. They totally go nuts. I laugh until I’m drooling. Then, later, I think: Wait a minute, this is what giant invisible space octopuses are doing to us with that shit we...
by orchaeus | May 5, 2024 | Status Update
It is the day of 5 Mayonaises. Be sure to get some.
