by orchaeus | May 20, 2024 | Status Update
Cats are the hallucinogens of nature. Some cats look at you like ‘are you ready?’ and you’re like ‘ready for what?’ and BOOM you’re in another universe and the cat is looking at you and is like ‘go ahead, make face noises...
by orchaeus | May 19, 2024 | Status Update
“Most of what is real is different from non-magic.” — inframation
by orchaeus | May 19, 2024 | Status Update
Was just in the checkout line with Danny Glover. #sanfranciscolife
by orchaeus | May 18, 2024 | Status Update
Languages in which the R-sound (rhotic consonants) is rolled (trilled, actually) are vastly more aurally erotic and enticing than those that don’t trill it. Fight me.
by orchaeus | May 18, 2024 | Status Update
Most of the time, the most important thing you can possibly do is simply not say things. At all. Ever again.
by orchaeus | May 18, 2024 | Status Update
It’s not merely true that speaking ends some experiences entirely, but rather that speaking IS THE END OF EXPERIENCING.
