by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“It’s so hot here right now that I feel like I must have done something bad to make the Sun angry and now it’s punishing me.” — Bobby Yingo
by orchaeus | May 10, 2024 | Status Update
“My friend showed me a picture of her incredibly cool therapist who is utterly hot. “This is not fair,” I said. “It’s like a Greek statue took a poo and he came out. Plus, he looks like he could protect you from a volcano!” — Bobby...
by orchaeus | May 8, 2024 | Status Update
“Apparently, “Sperm whale communication is »much more complex than previously thought.” In other news, suspended magnets point north, and chewing food helps to break it up. I mean who was doing this previous thinking… statues of heads? Let me...
by orchaeus | May 8, 2024 | Status Update
Was kind of tired tonight but ran ~1.5 miles anyway…
by orchaeus | May 6, 2024 | Status Update
“I have heard that avoidance of suffering is the main cause of suffering. But for me it’s avoidance of alcohol. Actually, the main cause of suffering is exposure to puerile, contextless, sophistries — without having first consumed a considerable buffering...
by orchaeus | May 6, 2024 | Status Update
“I project my inner demons onto others and then attack them because it’s fun to throw darts at myself but they just bounce off the mirror…” — Bobby Yingo
