by orchaeus | Jul 6, 2020 | Status Update
“She’s like, getting him to…” — infraheard
by orchaeus | Jul 5, 2020 | Status Update
“Right now everything is so fucking delicate and dangerous that the Beauty index is often, for me, totally off the charts.” — infraheard
by orchaeus | Jul 5, 2020 | Status Update
I was just talking with my friend and we agreed that 2020 is the year when we have to invent ‘The Stupid Report ‘ for the Local Stupidity Index (think: brain-weather) nationwide because things have become so fucking stupid that we now need...
by orchaeus | Jul 5, 2020 | Status Update
“One of my friends was complaining endlessly about this terribly pervasive “okayness” in his life, and I became very confused and asked if that meant he had a wooden asshole.” — Bobby Yingo at the Brown Room
by orchaeus | Jul 4, 2020 | Status Update
Pretty much zero fucking interest in 90+% of American ‘Holidays’.
by orchaeus | Jul 4, 2020 | Status Update
Two days ago: it is windy and I am walking along, and I see this … well, something … complex… approaching me at relatively high speed at about head-level. As it approaches I realize it is going to hit me in the face, so I am preparing to evade it...
