by orchaeus | Apr 3, 2025 | Status Update
“For most of human history, ‘the internet’ was made … of paper. From trees. Which should clue you in to what trees are actually »doing and being… outside of human representations and commercial activity.” — infrheard
by orchaeus | Apr 3, 2025 | Status Update
“A: Are you stupid?” B: Well, not exactly…” A: … B: “It’s just… well, when cheese is involved… I get greedy.”
by orchaeus | Apr 2, 2025 | Status Update
“– and pretending to not know something leads to awkward and idiotic results.” — especially when the scope is entire cultures over epochs
by orchaeus | Apr 2, 2025 | Status Update
“It’s the absence of anything resembling collective concern, intelligence, and rescue… that becomes the appearance of the demons of our modernity. Those demons call us back to memory, each other, and the living places. Until we answer… we shall...
by orchaeus | Apr 2, 2025 | Status Update
It Slipped My foot is in the shoe I am moving it It catches on the edge of the ladder But naturally, my wraidaria adjusts So that the injury, avoided, has been measured In my future’s favor The hand of my wraidaria rescues me And sometimes speaks As if ‘it...
by orchaeus | Apr 1, 2025 | Status Update
When I woke up this morning I found I had been transformed into a giant toad. So I snorted some fluoride and summoned a triad of UFOs. ‘My country is lethal nonsense’, I told them in toad-language. They teleported me to a cartoon place where the cars were...
