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‘What if dreams are the result of us being hard of hearing in the spirit world. Our spirit friends are communicating to us, playing with us, but we don’t quite understand what they are saying, but we think we do, and all these bizarre illogical...

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This is a quick note to alert my FB friends who I deeply care about (and this is me writing this, this isn’t a meme)… to the fact that, right now, and for the past at least 10 months, there has been a highly orchestrated hacking campaign afoot, aimed at...

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“It is believed by most that time passes; in actual fact, it stays where it is. This idea of passing may be called time, but it is an incorrect idea, for since one sees it only as passing, one cannot understand that it stays just where it is.” — attributed...

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My son: Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stop sign blown right through as often as this one. Me: I think you’re confused, son. My son: Why, dad? Me: Because now that Trump was elected, I’m pretty sure all stop signs are like that.

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“Show of hands, how many of you are animals in bed? < looks around > No, I meant … »when someone tries to get you out of it.” — Bobby Yingo at Mattress Warehouse

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“I had a dream last night that I was free-climbing El Capitan and nearly came off when I was almost at the top. I woke up on top of my refrigerator. Which reminds me of what happens when I try to figure shit out.” — Bobby Yingo at the Ice Cream...